[ Maybe he should have, because that's definitely not something Juni would have ever thought to do...
But splash! There goes the water, spraying like a great mountain geyser in the landscape of... this bathroom. ]
EEYEAH!
[ Shrieked like a true anime girl. But Juniper ✨heroically✨ positions herself in front of V to try and take the brunt of the water - which doesn't really do much, since it truly is going everywhere and spilling, pooling on the floor. ]
V, we're being attacked!! [ attacked!? ] W-What do we do!?
[This was a mistake, clearly. As V tries to hold his forearm up to block the incoming water spray, Juni bravely rushes forward to position herself before him, taking the brunt of the blast despite her anime-girl screech.
But no, it doesn't make too much of a difference. The water's already spilling out, and he's catching the tail-end of those sprays. Since they're crouched down to deal with this, their legs and feet are already beginning to soak through.]
We... ah...
[It's hard to think when DISASTER STRIKES in the form of a pipe bursting. It feels like they have to act quickly, or the whole bathroom will flood.
V straightens and grabs his cane, wobbling to a stand. He says very seriously:]
[ Juniper stares at V in disbelief. Is he... suggesting that they run away from the scene of the crime!? A hit-and-run!?! Wouldn't the right thing to do be to own up to their mistake and get help...?
She looks at the geyser of a leaky pipe that they created. And then to V. And then back at the pipe. ]
I-I can find help... later! I'm sorry, Dodo House!
[ With his blessing, she's going to just pick V's twinky ass up in a princess carry. ]
[She's a better soul than he, who would have just left this flooding business to the next sorry person who stumbled into this bathroom.
But whoop, there he goes, lifted up into a princess carry. The way he doesn't seem to fight it, at least, implies that she retroactively has his permission.]
As they say: it's the thought that counts. We've just given someone a... proper challenge.
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But splash! There goes the water, spraying like a great mountain geyser in the landscape of... this bathroom. ]
EEYEAH!
[ Shrieked like a true anime girl. But Juniper ✨heroically✨ positions herself in front of V to try and take the brunt of the water - which doesn't really do much, since it truly is going everywhere and spilling, pooling on the floor. ]
V, we're being attacked!! [ attacked!? ] W-What do we do!?
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But no, it doesn't make too much of a difference. The water's already spilling out, and he's catching the tail-end of those sprays. Since they're crouched down to deal with this, their legs and feet are already beginning to soak through.]
We... ah...
[It's hard to think when DISASTER STRIKES in the form of a pipe bursting. It feels like they have to act quickly, or the whole bathroom will flood.
V straightens and grabs his cane, wobbling to a stand. He says very seriously:]
Leave and pretend we were never here.
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[ Juniper stares at V in disbelief. Is he... suggesting that they run away from the scene of the crime!? A hit-and-run!?! Wouldn't the right thing to do be to own up to their mistake and get help...?
She looks at the geyser of a leaky pipe that they created. And then to V. And then back at the pipe. ]
I-I can find help... later! I'm sorry, Dodo House!
[ With his blessing, she's going to just pick V's twinky ass up in a princess carry. ]
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But whoop, there he goes, lifted up into a princess carry. The way he doesn't seem to fight it, at least, implies that she retroactively has his permission.]
As they say: it's the thought that counts. We've just given someone a... proper challenge.
[Let's get out of here, Juni.