[He was in the middle of his third volume of carefully curated Frost poems. Which is to say, no, he's not doing anything terribly important at the moment when his phone pings at him.]
Do you? Exciting.
[That might read as deadpan over text, but it's not meant to be.]
I'll heft myself up as soon as I'm able and meet you there. Just tell me where.
[Time to hobble to his feet and prepare for a trip to the ON world.
At least he's less hobbly when he arrives, the little bit of demonic energy to his name granting him more expediency than in the OFF world. Still, he's not taking a Shadow-scooter to the town square, so Declan still has to wait to see V's casual approach when the man finally arrives.]
[ In an almost comical recreation of what happened when Declan spotted V outside of the candy shop on their "date", Declan sees V approaching and waves enthusiastically. ]
Not terribly long! Now, if I recall, you asked me for an upgrade for your current weapon, yes?
[ Oh, probably most of them, unless something dire is happening.
In any case, Declan looks ready to burst with excitement. Whatever he’s managed to cook up for V must be quite impressive if he’s this eager to show it off. ]
Well, I’m happy to report that I’ve gone above and beyond. It took some time to get things right, but I have full confidence that nothing will blow up in your face.
["Uncle Declan Steelsong", huh. Very anonymous, indeed.
Perhaps some individuals with less whimsy in their hearts (read: less gremlin natures set free from their whole self) would call Juniper out on this. Was she, perhaps, the reason why he was mysteriously signed up for the ambassador program?
But V... No. He plays along.]
Hello Anonymous and Definitely Automated Survey,
1. We visited a candy shop, followed by a proper restaurant for dinner; the rest is a secret. ♥ [(It isn't. He's messing. Also the thread isn't done yet.)]
2. We watched candy being made. He found the workmanship and the tools required very interesting. We also held hands and I purchased him a candy bouquet. Our conversation over dinner was thrilling, but not privy to automated surveys.
[Dynamite. Sure. Perhaps these slightly (read: very) exaggerated comments are what you get for signing him up for a dating ambassador program on a whim!!!]
1. Filet mignon and lobster risotto. All by candlelight. And plenty of wine.
2. Laced very tightly together. How it made my heart skip a beat.
[ Poor Dodo House... A lot of crazy things have been happening in the ON world, surely, but it's doubly hard to process it all whenever they come out of Duocaeli to an increasingly dilapidated Dodo House!
So despite her equally increasing tiredness whenever coming out of online adventures... Juniper continues to try her best to be helpful, and she's taken to wandering around the house in search of any assistance she can lend in service to house repairs! The keen sense of hearing afforded to her by her leporine ears today has her following the sounds of a leaky faucet, and ultimately peeking her head into a bathroom. ]
Hail and well met! Do you need any assistance today— Oh! V, it's you!
[V nearly startles when he hears her voice; he's crouched down with the cabinet doors beneath the sink swung open, poking his head in to see if he can find the problem. Juni's entrance makes his shoulders jostle up, but thankfully he doesn't do much more than that but reply, muffled-]
Indeed. You've caught me at a most opportune time, too.
[And now, he unearths himself, twisting his body to face her in the doorway. His cane is lying beside him, of course, but in one hand today he as: a wrench!]
I need your strength, intrepid adventurer.
[Should she notice, the sink is not only leaky up top... but also beneath, leaking in a steady drip, causing a small puddle of water to form.]
[ !!! Juniper would have been happy to help her friend V regardless, but her pride and determination just swell when he calls her an intrepid adventurer, because he's right! She is an intrepid adventurer all on her own! An intrepid adventurer here to... fix household plumbing! ]
...Water you doing? Heh!
[ She's chortling fully as she steps into the bathroom in earnest, kneeling down beside him. ]
Poor Dodo... It's really been struggling lately, huh?
[And not getting much of anywhere, if the water still pooling at the bottom is any indication.]
Badly. I understand that I'm not the most... equipped to deal with house repairs, but it's a little frustrating, watching everything fall apart and seeing everyone else set to work. While I can do nothing.
[The wrench in his hand gets a little twirl, and he smiles at her.]
I thought mending a leaking faucet was simple enough, but I can't even turn the thing tightly enough to make a difference. But you...
[ Juniper frowns as she listens to V. That does sound frustrating! She can see why he would have wanted to find something that he can take on and accomplish. Though when he then turns his attention to her... ]
But me...? [ Slow blink... ] Oh! My strength!?
[ She is stronk! But she also doesn't like the idea of taking this away from V entirely... ]
You know, my guardians always say "dream work makes the team work!" [ nailed it ] What if we hold onto the wrench and turn it together!?
[And certainly not his! Look at these noodle arms.
Ah, but even as the thought flits through his mind, she suggests working together, anyway. He wonders if it's because she still wants to leave him with some sense of accomplishment, and he thinks... that's kind of her, really.]
We could try that, though you think we could squeeze the both of us under the sink to turn it?
[ And so, once again, V and Juniper are on some kind of pet-related quest. With much less catnip and cat claws to the face this time, at least, and this time too Juniper has come more prepared with ✨ dog treats ✨ with which to beckon the various hidden Dalmatians in the city.
Whether or not said treats are up to snuff for the hounds, though, remains to be seen... For now, the two are wandering about the park in their search.
She is absolutely babbling V's ear off about the super magical awesome greataxe of light and death that she just received from Uncle Dee, to the point that she may forget what they came here for entirely... ]
—and the whole head of it looks like a fairy wing! Isn't that just so amazing!?
[He's fond of animals, so it's fine. His fake memories even declare that he once or twice volunteered at the local zoo, so what's a bit of going about, rooting out hidden Dalmatians around the city?
The weather's pleasant, and V walks beside Juni, listening to her ramble on about her super magical awesome greataxe of light and death that she received from Declan all too recently. Far be it from him to put her mind back on track so soon. V enjoys talk of weapons, as well, perhaps more than is truly necessary. Two peas in a pod, they are.
At least he's keeping an eye out for any wayward dogs as they move forward.]
That suits you, yes. Declan is very talented when it comes to crafting weapons. He provided me with a new cane, too.
He's so talented! I can't imagine having so many awesome thoughts in my head that I can actually do stuff with!!
[ She is the #1 Uncle Declan stan! Perhaps another way that they are two peas in a pond— ]
Ah, I heard! I told him he should make it cast the Magic Missile spell so you could point your cane go "pew pew pew" but his idea was way better of course!
Oh? But maybe you inspired him to do something along similar lines. Is Magic Missile much like it sounds?
[She can answer that question if she likes, but hark! Is that a white and black-spotted blur just up ahead, rushing down the sidewalk and turning into an alleyway?]
Yes! It's the spell that makes... Uh, three? I think it's three— three glowy magic dart things that go psheeeeew through the air from the person casting! And it always hits like pow pow pow no matter what! Like three magic punches!
[ Hopefully she will never have to explain more complicated spells— but hark! Or maybe... but bark! What white and black spotted fur through yonder alleyway walks!? ]
Ah! Did you see that, V? I think a doggy went into the alley!
Magic punches that always hit. [Oh, now he's going to think of all the terrible applications of this...] An enemy couldn't even hope to hide-
[Oh, but whoop. That was indeed the flash of a four-legged friend and the glimmer of a luxurious diamond collar.]
Ah, I think we've found one, then. Lead the way, Juni. I'm right behind you.
[Just a little slow and wheezy since this is the OFF world. But he will follow her into the alley, which stretches down quite a ways, bulwarked as it is between two large buildings. And down at the other end sits a Dalmatian with a wagging tail, looking at them curiously as they approach. Too easy, right?]
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Do you? Exciting.
[That might read as deadpan over text, but it's not meant to be.]
I'll heft myself up as soon as I'm able and meet you there. Just tell me where.
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The town square in Avisle City should suffice. I shall meet you there!
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[Time to hobble to his feet and prepare for a trip to the ON world.
At least he's less hobbly when he arrives, the little bit of demonic energy to his name granting him more expediency than in the OFF world. Still, he's not taking a Shadow-scooter to the town square, so Declan still has to wait to see V's casual approach when the man finally arrives.]
You haven't been waiting for too long, I hope?
[What's this about!!]
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Not terribly long! Now, if I recall, you asked me for an upgrade for your current weapon, yes?
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He offers him a grin as he approaches, finally within conversational distance.]
That's right. [His eyes spark with clearer interest. Maybe he can see where this is going.] A cane with a blade.
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In any case, Declan looks ready to burst with excitement. Whatever he’s managed to cook up for V must be quite impressive if he’s this eager to show it off. ]
Well, I’m happy to report that I’ve gone above and beyond. It took some time to get things right, but I have full confidence that nothing will blow up in your face.
[ That’s… reassuring? ]
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Thank you for your participation in Love Love Matchmaking ambassador quest! Please complete this survey.
1. Where did you go on your date with: Uncle Declan Steelsong?
2. What activities did you do on your date with: Uncle Declan Steelsong?
3. Approximately how many times did your heart do a little bunny kick in your chest while on your date with: Uncle Declan Steelsong?
2. On a scale of 10-10 where 10 is "amazing," how would you rate your date with: Uncle Declan Steelsong?
Your responses are appreciated and will help us improve our services in the future!
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Perhaps some individuals with less whimsy in their hearts (read: less gremlin natures set free from their whole self) would call Juniper out on this. Was she, perhaps, the reason why he was mysteriously signed up for the ambassador program?
But V... No. He plays along.]
Hello Anonymous and Definitely Automated Survey,
1. We visited a candy shop, followed by a proper restaurant for dinner; the rest is a secret. ♥ [(It isn't. He's messing.
Also the thread isn't done yet.)]2. We watched candy being made. He found the workmanship and the tools required very interesting. We also held hands and I purchased him a candy bouquet. Our conversation over dinner was thrilling, but not privy to automated surveys.
3. Oh, I lost count.
2. 10, naturally. Would date again.
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1. What did you and your date eat at the restaurant? Was it romantic?
2. Did you simply hold hands or were your fingers laced together?
3. How spicy was the date? Five 🌶's?
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1. Filet mignon and lobster risotto. All by candlelight. And plenty of wine.
2. Laced very tightly together. How it made my heart skip a beat.
3. Is there not an option for 6?
[Forgive him, Declan.]
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Please hold while she googles what filet mignon and lobster risotto are. ]
1. Those sound very delicious and very fancy and fitting!
2. Did you kiss?
3. 🌶🌶🌶🌶🌶🌶 is unprecedented for Uncle Declan Steelsong! We are Love Love Matchmaking are pleased to hear this feedback.
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1. It was. Have you ever had lobster risotto, Automated Survey?
2. Alas, no. I lost my nerve. I only wish I were so brave...
3. Of course. I am all too happy to provide this data. What will you do with it afterward?
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june / off / 🏠🔨 it'S ME AGAIN
So despite her equally increasing tiredness whenever coming out of online adventures... Juniper continues to try her best to be helpful, and she's taken to wandering around the house in search of any assistance she can lend in service to house repairs! The keen sense of hearing afforded to her by her leporine ears today has her following the sounds of a leaky faucet, and ultimately peeking her head into a bathroom. ]
Hail and well met! Do you need any assistance today— Oh! V, it's you!
SPINS U AROUND
Indeed. You've caught me at a most opportune time, too.
[And now, he unearths himself, twisting his body to face her in the doorway. His cane is lying beside him, of course, but in one hand today he as: a wrench!]
I need your strength, intrepid adventurer.
[Should she notice, the sink is not only leaky up top... but also beneath, leaking in a steady drip, causing a small puddle of water to form.]
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...Water you doing? Heh!
[ She's chortling fully as she steps into the bathroom in earnest, kneeling down beside him. ]
Poor Dodo... It's really been struggling lately, huh?
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If it's not obvious, I'm trying to fix a leak.
[And not getting much of anywhere, if the water still pooling at the bottom is any indication.]
Badly. I understand that I'm not the most... equipped to deal with house repairs, but it's a little frustrating, watching everything fall apart and seeing everyone else set to work. While I can do nothing.
[The wrench in his hand gets a little twirl, and he smiles at her.]
I thought mending a leaking faucet was simple enough, but I can't even turn the thing tightly enough to make a difference. But you...
[Juniper is stronk.]
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But me...? [ Slow blink... ] Oh! My strength!?
[ She is stronk! But she also doesn't like the idea of taking this away from V entirely... ]
You know, my guardians always say "dream work makes the team work!" [ nailed it ] What if we hold onto the wrench and turn it together!?
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[And certainly not his! Look at these noodle arms.
Ah, but even as the thought flits through his mind, she suggests working together, anyway. He wonders if it's because she still wants to leave him with some sense of accomplishment, and he thinks... that's kind of her, really.]
We could try that, though you think we could squeeze the both of us under the sink to turn it?
[It might be awkward, but...
When has that stopped either of them.]
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late june / off / 🐶🐾 it'S ME AGAIN (AGAIN!!)
Whether or not said treats are up to snuff for the hounds, though, remains to be seen... For now, the two are wandering about the park in their search.
She is absolutely babbling V's ear off about the super magical awesome greataxe of light and death that she just received from Uncle Dee, to the point that she may forget what they came here for entirely... ]
—and the whole head of it looks like a fairy wing! Isn't that just so amazing!?
MORE JUNI THREADS!!
The weather's pleasant, and V walks beside Juni, listening to her ramble on about her super magical awesome greataxe of light and death that she received from Declan all too recently. Far be it from him to put her mind back on track so soon. V enjoys talk of weapons, as well, perhaps more than is truly necessary. Two peas in a pod, they are.
At least he's keeping an eye out for any wayward dogs as they move forward.]
That suits you, yes. Declan is very talented when it comes to crafting weapons. He provided me with a new cane, too.
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[ She is the #1 Uncle Declan stan! Perhaps another way that they are two peas in a pond— ]
Ah, I heard! I told him he should make it cast the Magic Missile spell so you could point your cane go "pew pew pew" but his idea was way better of course!
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Oh? But maybe you inspired him to do something along similar lines. Is Magic Missile much like it sounds?
[She can answer that question if she likes, but hark! Is that a white and black-spotted blur just up ahead, rushing down the sidewalk and turning into an alleyway?]
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Yes! It's the spell that makes... Uh, three? I think it's three— three glowy magic dart things that go psheeeeew through the air from the person casting! And it always hits like pow pow pow no matter what! Like three magic punches!
[ Hopefully she will never have to explain more complicated spells— but hark! Or maybe... but bark! What white and black spotted fur through yonder alleyway walks!? ]
Ah! Did you see that, V? I think a doggy went into the alley!
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[Oh, but whoop. That was indeed the flash of a four-legged friend and the glimmer of a luxurious diamond collar.]
Ah, I think we've found one, then. Lead the way, Juni. I'm right behind you.
[Just a little slow and wheezy since this is the OFF world. But he will follow her into the alley, which stretches down quite a ways, bulwarked as it is between two large buildings. And down at the other end sits a Dalmatian with a wagging tail, looking at them curiously as they approach. Too easy, right?]
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