[ What's the worst that could happen? Yeah! Who knows? Juniper sure doesn't. ]
Aye, aye, V!
[ With a firm nod of her head, she squeezes in beside him and beneath the sink, reaching over with one hand to find purchase on whatever real estate remains on the wrench's handle. ]
Are you ready? One, two, three - Turn!
[ Grip tightening, she turns with all of her might!! Which is possibly too much might!! ]
But at first, it seems almost perfect. Let's be real, Juni is doing the lion's share of the work here, but V turns as hard as his noodly little arms will allow.
And the wrench twists tighter the washers, farther than V could ever hope to accomplish on his own. The leaking stops!]
[ Maybe he should have, because that's definitely not something Juni would have ever thought to do...
But splash! There goes the water, spraying like a great mountain geyser in the landscape of... this bathroom. ]
EEYEAH!
[ Shrieked like a true anime girl. But Juniper ✨heroically✨ positions herself in front of V to try and take the brunt of the water - which doesn't really do much, since it truly is going everywhere and spilling, pooling on the floor. ]
V, we're being attacked!! [ attacked!? ] W-What do we do!?
[This was a mistake, clearly. As V tries to hold his forearm up to block the incoming water spray, Juni bravely rushes forward to position herself before him, taking the brunt of the blast despite her anime-girl screech.
But no, it doesn't make too much of a difference. The water's already spilling out, and he's catching the tail-end of those sprays. Since they're crouched down to deal with this, their legs and feet are already beginning to soak through.]
We... ah...
[It's hard to think when DISASTER STRIKES in the form of a pipe bursting. It feels like they have to act quickly, or the whole bathroom will flood.
V straightens and grabs his cane, wobbling to a stand. He says very seriously:]
[ Juniper stares at V in disbelief. Is he... suggesting that they run away from the scene of the crime!? A hit-and-run!?! Wouldn't the right thing to do be to own up to their mistake and get help...?
She looks at the geyser of a leaky pipe that they created. And then to V. And then back at the pipe. ]
I-I can find help... later! I'm sorry, Dodo House!
[ With his blessing, she's going to just pick V's twinky ass up in a princess carry. ]
[She's a better soul than he, who would have just left this flooding business to the next sorry person who stumbled into this bathroom.
But whoop, there he goes, lifted up into a princess carry. The way he doesn't seem to fight it, at least, implies that she retroactively has his permission.]
As they say: it's the thought that counts. We've just given someone a... proper challenge.
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Aye, aye, V!
[ With a firm nod of her head, she squeezes in beside him and beneath the sink, reaching over with one hand to find purchase on whatever real estate remains on the wrench's handle. ]
Are you ready? One, two, three - Turn!
[ Grip tightening, she turns with all of her might!! Which is possibly too much might!! ]
1/2
But at first, it seems almost perfect. Let's be real, Juni is doing the lion's share of the work here, but V turns as hard as his noodly little arms will allow.
And the wrench twists tighter the washers, farther than V could ever hope to accomplish on his own. The leaking stops!]
Ah, there we go. That wasn't too b-
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Maybe V should have turned off the water flow first.]
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But splash! There goes the water, spraying like a great mountain geyser in the landscape of... this bathroom. ]
EEYEAH!
[ Shrieked like a true anime girl. But Juniper ✨heroically✨ positions herself in front of V to try and take the brunt of the water - which doesn't really do much, since it truly is going everywhere and spilling, pooling on the floor. ]
V, we're being attacked!! [ attacked!? ] W-What do we do!?
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But no, it doesn't make too much of a difference. The water's already spilling out, and he's catching the tail-end of those sprays. Since they're crouched down to deal with this, their legs and feet are already beginning to soak through.]
We... ah...
[It's hard to think when DISASTER STRIKES in the form of a pipe bursting. It feels like they have to act quickly, or the whole bathroom will flood.
V straightens and grabs his cane, wobbling to a stand. He says very seriously:]
Leave and pretend we were never here.
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[ Juniper stares at V in disbelief. Is he... suggesting that they run away from the scene of the crime!? A hit-and-run!?! Wouldn't the right thing to do be to own up to their mistake and get help...?
She looks at the geyser of a leaky pipe that they created. And then to V. And then back at the pipe. ]
I-I can find help... later! I'm sorry, Dodo House!
[ With his blessing, she's going to just pick V's twinky ass up in a princess carry. ]
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But whoop, there he goes, lifted up into a princess carry. The way he doesn't seem to fight it, at least, implies that she retroactively has his permission.]
As they say: it's the thought that counts. We've just given someone a... proper challenge.
[Let's get out of here, Juni.